So, have you heard the one about Dorothy Parker and the debutante? Seems the two women arrived at the Algonquin Hotel at the same time. The debutante opened the door for Miss Parker, and snipped, "Age before beauty." The never-at-a-loss-for-words author smiled as she swept past, saying succinctly, "Pearls before swine."
Which leads us to today's Friday Fun -- my favorite comic strip. Check out Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis: