One day, someone pointed out that I was the authority. It's nice when they finally catch on.
The spark for today's exercise was a different bumper sticker, one you don't generally see in the Lexus land where I work: Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park. I like it. Right up there with My kid can beat up your honor roll student. I know, I know. It's wrong. But little things amuse little minds.
Your assignment? Pick one:
- Write a bumper sticker that makes me laugh.
- Write a bumper sticker for my Buggy.
- Write a bumper sticker for your car. (This is for those of you who haven't yet caught on that it's all about me.)
Ready, set, write!