Friday Fun: ... or are you just glad to see me?

I want to meet the man
who can put this in his pocket. 

1. If you don't understand the title of the post, you're young. I love you. Google, "Is that a banana in your pocket?"
2. Someone wrote the name for this book. Someone designed this cover. Someone edited it. Someone proofread it. Why in god's name did no one along that creative route stop and say: "Huh?" 
3. Ignore me. I'm a curmudgeon. 
4. It's the weekend! Go outside at night. Wish on a lucky star. 
5. Know this: They're all lucky stars.