Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Creativity Exercise: Write a Bumper Sticker

I am not a big bumper-sticker person. The VW Bug with the daisy brake lights is really a statement all by itself. I did have this on a previous auto, though:

One day, someone pointed out that I was the authority. It's nice when they finally catch on.

The spark for today's exercise was a different bumper sticker, one you don't generally see in the Lexus land where I work: Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park. I like it. Right up there with My kid can beat up your honor roll student. I know, I know. It's wrong. But little things amuse little minds.

Your assignment? Pick one:
  1. Write a bumper sticker that makes me laugh.
  2. Write a bumper sticker for my Buggy.
  3. Write a bumper sticker for your car. (This is for those of you who haven't yet caught on that it's all about me.)

    Ready, set, write!


Bud Simpson said...

"Subvert The Dominant Paradigm"

or maybe

"Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide"

Lezlie said...

You know, I come up with stuff all the time that I'd love to see on a t-shirt. I've been thinking about this for a full day, and now that I'm on the spot, I've got nothin'!

(But I'm not giving up! ... Or rather, I'm giving up until it works. ;-) )