Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Creativity Exercise: Write a Bumper Sticker

I am not a big bumper-sticker person. The VW Bug with the daisy brake lights is really a statement all by itself. I did have this on a previous auto, though:

One day, someone pointed out that I was the authority. It's nice when they finally catch on.

The spark for today's exercise was a different bumper sticker, one you don't generally see in the Lexus land where I work: Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park. I like it. Right up there with My kid can beat up your honor roll student. I know, I know. It's wrong. But little things amuse little minds.

Your assignment? Pick one:
  1. Write a bumper sticker that makes me laugh.
  2. Write a bumper sticker for my Buggy.
  3. Write a bumper sticker for your car. (This is for those of you who haven't yet caught on that it's all about me.)

    Ready, set, write!

2 comments:

Le Grand Lapin said...

"Subvert The Dominant Paradigm"

or maybe

"Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide"

Lezlie said...

You know, I come up with stuff all the time that I'd love to see on a t-shirt. I've been thinking about this for a full day, and now that I'm on the spot, I've got nothin'!

(But I'm not giving up! ... Or rather, I'm giving up until it works. ;-) )