I hardly ever tell jokes, because I can't remember them. One of the few I can remember is:
"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a vulture?"
"A vulture waits until you're dead to eat your heart out."
I always thought that was funny. Mom still doesn't agree.
But here's one even Mom would like -- although, she never cusses and this does have an obscenity in it. Can you deal with it? OK! Here's your Friday funny from my friend Emily:
A man takes his family to the zoo. When they get there, much to their surprise, they discover the zoo only has one animal -- a dog!
And the man turns to his family and says, "It's a shih tzu."
(Ha! Makes me laugh every time. Go out! Have fun this weekend!)