Let's start today with a new perspective! Change your seat at the dining room table. I know, I know. You have "your seat." Well, move it. Sit in the next seat. Sit at the other end. And, while you're at it, sit up straight.
I bet you look at your next meal in a whole new light.
P.S. He's such a lame duck, I'm not even going to make a joke.